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Drunk and driving

Nitin & Manoj Daaru pee k ghar ja rahe the.

Tabhi Manoj chillya - Nitin, Deewar ...Abe samne dekh deewar hai ....deewar... dhadaaaaam!

They hit the wall.

The next day in the hospital Manoj asked Nitin - harami
Thukwa diya na
Kab se keh raha tha deewar hai, deewar hai , deewar hai
Sale sun hi nahi raha tha
Tujhe 1 bar bhi khyal nahi aaya ki gharwale intzaar kar rahe honge
Gharwalo aur bachho per kya beetegi
Aur agar hum Mar jate to gharwalo ka kya hota????
Bol ab
Bolta kyu nahi kutte? ??


Nitin karahte hue: -

Gaadi tu chala raha tha bevde..!!!

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2 days ago
By: Sanjay In: Shayari

Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,

Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,

Lekin Taqdir To Dekho…

Uske Baap Ne Abortion Karwa Ke Meri Ball Ko No-Ball Kara Diya.

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2 days ago

Ek Baar Teen Dost Jungle Mein Ja Rahe The To Unko Junglee Logon Ne Pakad Liya

Pakad Ke Vo Unko Apne Sardar Ke Paas Le Gaye.

Sardaar Ne Unko Kaha: “Jake Jungle Se Koi Bhi Fal (Fruit) Leke Aao”

Pahla Dost Ek Apple Le Ke Aaya. Sardar Ne Use Kaha: “Isko Apni Gaand Mein Ghusao, Koi Bhi Awaj Nikali To Maare Jaoge.”

Usne Jaisi Hi Apple Gaand Mein Gusaya To Dard Ke Maare Cheekh Nikal Gayi Aur Sardar Ne Usko Mar Diya

Dusra Dost Ek Angoor Le Ke Aaya Tha Sardar Ne Usko Bhi Maar Diya.

Swarg Me Pahla Dost Dusre Se Puchata Hai: “Yaar, Tu To Itna Chota Fal Leke Aaya Thha To Fir Chilaya Kyu?”

Dost Ne Jawab Diya: “Arey Mein Chilaya Nahi Thha, Vo Apna Teesra Dost Tarbooj Leke Aa Raha Thha To Main Apni Hasi Nahi Rok Paya“

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2 days ago

Modiji invited Obama for Republic day ceremony.

At the bottom of invitation card to Obama, they should write "Obama uncle, mele desh ke lipublic day par jalool aana ~ Rahul Gandhi".

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2 days ago

"Aapka beta kya karta hai?" - "Ji B.Tech kar li. Ab Memes banaata hai. Aur aapki beti?"

"CA clear nahi hua. Aaj kal to DPs badalti hai"

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2 days ago
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