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Girl :" Hii...kya chal raha hai aajkal tera..."
Me: "Jobless hun yaar..."
Girl: "Kahi try kyu nahi maar ta..."
Me: "Soch raha hun tujpe maar lu"

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12 hours ago
By: Sanjay In: Shayari

Arz karta hun bhenchod :

Lund ki awaj ko damdar kehte

hai,

fati chut ko bekar kehte hain,

Sirf chodne ka nam mohabat

nahi hota,

kisi ki yado me mutthiya marne

ko bhi pyar kehte Hai..

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12 hours ago

Girl- Kaisi lag rahi hoon main ?

Bengali boyfriend- Bhalo. :3

Girl- Aur tum baandar. Now get lost ! :3

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12 hours ago

three types of chutiye in boys -

1st :- jo ldke grlz k hr comment ko like krke kehte he Add me i m block
i called them add_me_wale chutiye

2nd :- jo ldke hr saal mtv roadies me aa k kehte hei josh me
duniya_walo_dekhna_i_m_da_winner_mein_iss_sal_roadies_bnaunga

hahaha hota kya hei auditions me raghuram k galiya kha k ghr aajate hei

i called them roadies_wale_chutiye

3rd n last :- jo ldke apne fb pe work at me likhte hei " kisi k baap me dum nahi jo hume kam pe rakh ske "

hahaha in real wahi chutiye apne baap se maar kha k subh subh apne baap ki shop khol k uspe jhadu lga rhe hote hei
hahaha :D

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#adminsanjay

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1 day ago

*Timeline*

G1- Diwali ya. 2 kewl, shopping n all stuff enjoyed alot ya wid mom ya n cousin lub u much bbz

G2- eepie diwali 2 u 2 ya

*Inbox*

G2- didu kya kiya diwali pe ?

G1- chhoti maa me saare ghar ke blankets dhulwa liye, kamar dard hai, ttyl.

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1 day ago
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