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Santa-Dr. Badi Tension hai, lavde lag gaye hai .
Kal raat 1 Ladki ke sath cHUDAI kiya.
Sab thik tha. Aaj susu nahi nikla. Sab Block hai.
Dr. Checked & said- Saale CXndom to Utar Le Madarchod

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1 hour ago

Santa Truck Driver Thha
Ek Din Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya Aur Apni Biwi Ki P@nty Mein Hath Dalkar
Pucha : Ye Rasta Kidhar Jata Hai?
Biwi Ne Uska Lund Pakadkar Kaha : Is Se Pucho Isko Pata Hoga, Ye Roj Up Down Karta Hai.

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1 hour ago

Larki: darling..aaj me tumare liye kuch special banaugi?
Larka:(in his thought) saali roj to chutiya banati hai ab special chutiya banayegi kya..

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1 hour ago
By: Sanjay In: Shayari

Arz hai-
Cham Cham Karti Chandni.
Tim Tim Krte Tare
Cham Cham Krti Chandni
Tim Tim Krte Tare . . .
Tumhe K0i B Yaad Nhi Krta...
'Loda' chuslo saare

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1 hour ago

Awesome Reply!!
(phone rings)
Unknown man : Hello!!
Girl : Yes?
Man : Mera land bohot bada hai choduga toh maza aayega.
Girl : Kya?
Man (chillate hue) : Mera land bohot bada hai.
Girl : Toh Bhosadike apne gand me dalke baith.
Aur agli baar phone kiya,
to ye no. jayega police station ,
fir udhar baithke marna Muth!!
Man Shocks!! Girl Rocks!!

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1 hour ago
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